Kelly in spring training duds, evaluating his behavioural standards for his forthcoming burst into stardom.
“My parents wouldn’t let me act like a turd.”
– Kelly Gruber on the Jeff Blair show (FAN590), discussing how some players wished fans would approach them in the minors, then were suddenly “too busy” when they got to the bigs.
Kelly, this is why we loved you so much.
Diamond Cuts and Wax Stains 
Heh. Just listened to this on the Fan as well.
Good quote!